flynnabob:

Just look at how his boobs jiggle

flynnabob:

Just look at how his boobs jiggle

(via cumber-bitches)



deathpup:

first rule of fight club

  1. no fightin!…shakira shakiraaa

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unclefather:

unclefather:

at my funeral there is going to be a closed casket and then it will be opened to reveal that i am not inside. instead, they will turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the space jam theme song is playing in the background.

nevermind, my mom says i can’t do that.

(via superwhoandalaptop)



katara:

i’m not racist i love chinese food 

(via unsuccessfulblogger)


imperiousness:

reyguns:

imperiousness:

welcome to ohio we have

  • corn

motherfucker you wanna talk corn? i moved here from indiana

all the best sentences start with ‘motherfucker you wanna talk corn’

(via the-superwhomerlockian)


wineafterwhiskey:

this is everything. 

(via cumber-bitches)


best-of-funny:

2spookybabbit:

#My excuse for not doing things

i like how all three miguels pop into the frame at the same time

(via theweinersolider)



these kids these days don’t known our struggle

these kids these days don’t known our struggle

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